Space Industry Worker Gifts

Marry me astronaut

Blue Origin

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

Employee of the Month Parking

Parking meter on the moon.

"Siri, find oxygen."

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'

'You're hired, but remember, you can be replaced by a machine...believe me.'

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

Big Bang For Your Buck Investments...Specializing in space technology.

There will be no economics report...our economics reporter got caught in the tech carnage...

Leaving a Lasting Impression. . .

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Life in the fastest lane.

"I am not afraid of you!"

'The good news is, I did find the jumper cables!'

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

"So what do you do for a living?"