Space Industry Worker Mugs

Marry me astronaut

Blue Origin

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Outer Space Outsourcing

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

Employee of the Month Parking

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

Parking meter on the moon.

'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'

"Siri, find oxygen."

'You're hired, but remember, you can be replaced by a machine...believe me.'

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

Big Bang For Your Buck Investments...Specializing in space technology.

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

There will be no economics report...our economics reporter got caught in the tech carnage...

Leaving a Lasting Impression. . .

'The good news is, I did find the jumper cables!'

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

"So what do you do for a living?"

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Life in the fastest lane.

Well, our space probe is picking up definite signs of life, but I don't think it's friendly'