Space Agency Worker Mugs

You'd think they would need to get any higher

Black Hole Corks

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Outer Space Outsourcing

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Marry me astronaut

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

Employee of the Month Parking

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

Blue Origin

Parking meter on the moon.

"Siri, find oxygen."

'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

'I'm not here looking for a job. I'm the temp who's replacing you when the boss fires you today.'

'You're in luck - we do have a temporary position in advertising'.

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

Big Bang For Your Buck Investments...Specializing in space technology.

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

"Would you like something you're under qualified for, or something you're overqualified for?"

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

Life in the fastest lane.

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

"I am not afraid of you!"

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

'The good news is, I did find the jumper cables!'

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

"So what do you do for a living?"

Celestial Navigation