Aerospace Worker Pillows

"Damn it—I didn't even know a rocket could go into reverse."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Marry me astronaut

Employee of the Month Parking

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Blue Origin

Moon: Made in China

Parking meter on the moon.

"Siri, find oxygen."

"Space exploration"

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

Leaving a Lasting Impression. . .

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

Astronaut

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

'The good news is, I did find the jumper cables!'

Bird sitting on a wing.

The Wright brothers first unsuccessful flight.

Musk vs Bezos

'I'm afraid it's gingivitis.'

Well, our space probe is picking up definite signs of life, but I don't think it's friendly'

Europa Clipper

Martians spot an Earth UFO

"You remember that side of my family that we never discuss?"

December 17, 1903: We miraculously devise a craft that can transport human beings though the sky. December 18, 1903: We figure out how to use said craft to kill people.