Aerospace Technician Pillows

Moon Landing

"The guidance system on the drone is malfunctioning, so it has fallen in with a flock of geese."

"What exactly makes you suspect he's a spy satellite?"

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Outer Space Outsourcing

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

You must be this tall.

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Employee of the Month Parking

"Space exploration"

Moon: Made in China

Parking meter on the moon.

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

Leaving a Lasting Impression. . .

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

Astronaut

Bird sitting on a wing.

The Wright brothers first unsuccessful flight.

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

Musk vs Bezos

'I'm afraid it's gingivitis.'

Going to Work. . .Coming Home

The Wright Brothers' First Flyer

"Well, since his retirement from British Aerospace the only thing he's managed to do is build a bird table

"A Ph.D. in particle physics, experience in aerospace and rocketry...of course I can juggle."

"Isn't Mars over that way?"

Martians spot an Earth UFO

Drone Spray

"You remember that side of my family that we never discuss?"

December 17, 1903: We miraculously devise a craft that can transport human beings though the sky. December 18, 1903: We figure out how to use said craft to kill people.