Aerospace Technician Mugs

Moon Landing

Control Center. A satellite is falling! Tell NASA to divert it so it doesn't hit North Africa. Good golly, Miss Mali!

"The guidance system on the drone is malfunctioning, so it has fallen in with a flock of geese."

"What exactly makes you suspect he's a spy satellite?"

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

Outer Space Outsourcing

Fighter Jet Sneeze

You must be this tall.

Employee of the Month Parking

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Moon: Made in China

"Space exploration"

Parking meter on the moon.

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

Leaving a Lasting Impression. . .

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

Bird sitting on a wing.

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

Astronaut

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

Hello, you've reached the private line of the Secretary of Defense. At last! We tried calling you all day yesterday to alert you to an imminent threat. How did you get this number? It was coming straight at your nation-state at speeds approaching Kebin 2. What are you talking about? What's "Klebin 2"? Apologies. In earthlingese that would be "mach 23," or 24.140.16 kilometers per hour. Good lord! I'd better wake ... Not to worry. Our sensors locked on to it as soon as it launched from your North

The Wright brothers first unsuccessful flight.

Musk vs Bezos

'I'm afraid it's gingivitis.'

It seems like only billionaires are going into the space rocket business. It's because there's no such thing as a free launch.

December 17, 1903: We miraculously devise a craft that can transport human beings though the sky. December 18, 1903: We figure out how to use said craft to kill people.

"Well, since his retirement from British Aerospace the only thing he's managed to do is build a bird table

Martians spot an Earth UFO

The Wright Brothers' First Flyer

Going to Work. . .Coming Home

Drone Spray