Aerospace Professional Mugs

Moneymaker

"Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! Haha! It's Jeff Bezos!"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

Outer Space Outsourcing

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

You must be this tall.

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

Moon: Made in China

Parking meter on the moon.

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

"Space exploration"

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

Leaving a Lasting Impression. . .

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."

Astronaut

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"We are now in 'The Galley,' where flight attendants scavenge for food, hoard magazines, hide from passengers and over share details of their personal lives."

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

Bird sitting on a wing.

The Wright brothers first unsuccessful flight.

"I'm number 846 on my salon's wait list. You?"

"RAF Recruitment Waiting Room."

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

'I'm afraid it's gingivitis.'

Musk vs Bezos

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'