Aeroplane Technician Pillows

'My god, how long have they been asleep?'

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Outer Space Outsourcing

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

Employee of the Month Parking

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"Space exploration"

Moon: Made in China

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

Bird sitting on a wing.

The Wright brothers first unsuccessful flight.

Astronaut

Anniversary of First Balloon Ascent in English

Elevator buttons : Rare, Medium, Well done.

Musk vs Bezos

'I'm afraid it's gingivitis.'

December 17, 1903: We miraculously devise a craft that can transport human beings though the sky. December 18, 1903: We figure out how to use said craft to kill people.

"Isn't Mars over that way?"

'Doors opening.' - 'Doors closing.' - 'Doors bored now.'

"Well, since his retirement from British Aerospace the only thing he's managed to do is build a bird table

Going to Work. . .Coming Home

The Wright Brothers' First Flyer

"You remember that side of my family that we never discuss?"

Drone Spray

Martians spot an Earth UFO