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Relies on Radar

The aviation experts come out to play

As a defunct 6.5 ton NASA satellite falls to earth. . . scientists aim to pin-point the exact location of where the debris will land. . . using the time honoured method.'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

The World Wide Web.

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

Parking meter on the moon.

"Space exploration"

'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'

Moon: Made in China

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

Two airplanes

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Airliner

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

Leaving a Lasting Impression. . .

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

An astronaut sees a sign saying zoning in force.

Jack in the Box Oxygen Mask

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

Bird sitting on a wing.

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Astronaut

"So what do you do for a living?"