Aeronautics Engineer T-Shirts

Novel airport noise abatement procedures.

"Well, it certainly sounds like he made the most of his final moments."

"Holy crap! It's a flock of drones."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Outer Space Outsourcing

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

The World Wide Web.

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Airplane food

Moon: Made in China

"Space exploration"

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

"Boeing! - In my office, now!"

Airliner

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

Two airplanes

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

Jack in the Box Oxygen Mask

Life in the fastest lane.

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

Entomology Reference

Air travel isn't what it used to be.

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

Bird sitting on a wing.

The Wright brothers first unsuccessful flight.

Astronaut

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

Musk vs Bezos

'I'm afraid it's gingivitis.'

The Aerial Steam Carriage

Seatback in upright position, fasten safety belt, listen closely...prepare to be bombarded with promotional advertising through the rest of the flight!