Aerodynamics Engineer T-Shirts

"He used to be an aerodynamics engineer."

'The captain was wondering if you wouldn't mind moving to the center of the aircraft?'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Outer Space Outsourcing

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

The Fast Lane.

The World Wide Web.

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Moon: Made in China

"Space exploration"

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

Two airplanes

Airliner

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

Jack in the Box Oxygen Mask

The Wright brothers first unsuccessful flight.

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

Astronaut

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

Entomology Reference

Bird sitting on a wing.

Musk vs Bezos

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

'I'm afraid it's gingivitis.'

The Aerial Steam Carriage

'Could be worse, Bunny. At least we're not flying on one of those.'

Safest Airline in The World

"It beats flying for your food."

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

Seatback in upright position, fasten safety belt, listen closely...prepare to be bombarded with promotional advertising through the rest of the flight!