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'Sit down, Roger! You're creating drag.'

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

More velocity, less wing area Jeffery.

"Honey, look! They're putting on the oxygen!"

"Class, please turn in your homework on 'How Airplanes Fly.'"

The Fast Lane.

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

You must be this tall.

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

'The aerobics will give you a more youthful appearance overall, but you need to see a podiatrist about your crows feet.'

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

"Err Stewardess? Do you have a sweet? I think my ears are about to pop."

Fitness Course.

Step aerobics

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

'...27...28...29...by golly, you're right, this is good aerobic exercise!'

Plane with banner shoots at another.

Hexercise.

"I need a transfer from the wind tunnel departmnet please."

'Let's first master this kite. Then we'll move on to a drone.'

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'

Always wear a bra during aerobics classes.

"I'm going to really need some Zumba after this!"

Conductorcize.

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

Segway Workout

'Well, what kind of turnout did you expect?'

Giant fan blows away paper airplanes.

NASA official to visitor re wind-blown employee: 'Wind tunnel technician.'