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The Safety Plane

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

Why Superman flies himself

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

'The aerobics will give you a more youthful appearance overall, but you need to see a podiatrist about your crows feet.'

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

Step aerobics

'I wouldn't be so concerned if they weren't already sitting in the exit row.'

'...27...28...29...by golly, you're right, this is good aerobic exercise!'

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."

Fitness Course.

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

Hexercise.

Plane with banner shoots at another.

"Err Stewardess? Do you have a sweet? I think my ears are about to pop."

"I need a transfer from the wind tunnel departmnet please."

"The company offers free Yoga and aerobics. You'll bend over backwards and jump through hoops."

'Let's first master this kite. Then we'll move on to a drone.'

"I'm going to really need some Zumba after this!"

Conductorcize.

Always wear a bra during aerobics classes.

'C'Mon ladies, work that bovine!'

The aviation experts come out to play

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

Segway Workout