Aerodynamics Aficionados Mugs

The Safety Plane

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

Why Superman flies himself

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

'The aerobics will give you a more youthful appearance overall, but you need to see a podiatrist about your crows feet.'

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

Step aerobics

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."

Hexercise.

Fitness Course.

Plane with banner shoots at another.

'I wouldn't be so concerned if they weren't already sitting in the exit row.'

'...27...28...29...by golly, you're right, this is good aerobic exercise!'

"Err Stewardess? Do you have a sweet? I think my ears are about to pop."

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

"I need a transfer from the wind tunnel departmnet please."

'Let's first master this kite. Then we'll move on to a drone.'

"The company offers free Yoga and aerobics. You'll bend over backwards and jump through hoops."

"I'm going to really need some Zumba after this!"

Always wear a bra during aerobics classes.

'C'Mon ladies, work that bovine!'

The aviation experts come out to play

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

Segway Workout

'Well, what kind of turnout did you expect?'