Aerodynamics T-Shirts

"He used to be an aerodynamics engineer."

More velocity, less wing area Jeffery.

'Well, what kind of turnout did you expect?'

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

"The aerodynamics suck, but it's better for my back."

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'

'Nice sleek car lines!'

"This is what's left sir! Still proceed to fly sir?"

Overshooting the Runway

NASA official to visitor re wind-blown employee: 'Wind tunnel technician.'

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

Jet Pack

Giant fan blows away paper airplanes.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

UK border controls relaxed.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Servicemen.

'Can our software do that?'

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

Airport Security.

Walking Luggage.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Pilot with champagne.

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

The Fast Lane.