Aerodynamics Gifts

"He used to be an aerodynamics engineer."

More velocity, less wing area Jeffery.

'Well, what kind of turnout did you expect?'

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

Batting Practice. Let's get some extension in those wings! Nice hang time, Wallace! All right, Brewster, gimme twenty flaps around the cave!

"The aerodynamics suck, but it's better for my back."

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'

At the Hair Club for Men's extreme-testing facility.

'Nice sleek car lines!'

"This is what's left sir! Still proceed to fly sir?"

Overshooting the Runway

NASA official to visitor re wind-blown employee: 'Wind tunnel technician.'

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

Jet Pack

Giant fan blows away paper airplanes.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

UK border controls relaxed.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Servicemen.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Fighter Jet Sneeze

'Can our software do that?'

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

Walking Luggage.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

Airport Security.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."