Aerodynamics Engineer Gifts

"He used to be an aerodynamics engineer."

'The captain was wondering if you wouldn't mind moving to the center of the aircraft?'

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

Outer Space Outsourcing

Fighter Jet Sneeze

The Fast Lane.

The World Wide Web.

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"Space exploration"

Moon: Made in China

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

Airliner

Two airplanes

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

Jack in the Box Oxygen Mask

Hello, you've reached the private line of the Secretary of Defense. At last! We tried calling you all day yesterday to alert you to an imminent threat. How did you get this number? It was coming straight at your nation-state at speeds approaching Kebin 2. What are you talking about? What's "Klebin 2"? Apologies. In earthlingese that would be "mach 23," or 24.140.16 kilometers per hour. Good lord! I'd better wake ... Not to worry. Our sensors locked on to it as soon as it launched from your North

Bird sitting on a wing.

Astronaut

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

The Wright brothers first unsuccessful flight.

Entomology Reference

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

'I'm afraid it's gingivitis.'

The Aerial Steam Carriage

Musk vs Bezos

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

"It beats flying for your food."

'Could be worse, Bunny. At least we're not flying on one of those.'

Safest Airline in The World