Aerodynamic Engineer Gifts

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

NASA official to visitor re wind-blown employee: 'Wind tunnel technician.'

Flower spins its petals and flies like plane.

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

Outer Space Outsourcing

Fighter Jet Sneeze

The Fast Lane.

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

The World Wide Web.

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"Space exploration"

Moon: Made in China

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

Two airplanes

Airliner

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

Jack in the Box Oxygen Mask

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

Entomology Reference

Bird sitting on a wing.

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

Astronaut

The Wright brothers first unsuccessful flight.

Hello, you've reached the private line of the Secretary of Defense. At last! We tried calling you all day yesterday to alert you to an imminent threat. How did you get this number? It was coming straight at your nation-state at speeds approaching Kebin 2. What are you talking about? What's "Klebin 2"? Apologies. In earthlingese that would be "mach 23," or 24.140.16 kilometers per hour. Good lord! I'd better wake ... Not to worry. Our sensors locked on to it as soon as it launched from your North

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

Musk vs Bezos

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

'I'm afraid it's gingivitis.'

The Aerial Steam Carriage

"It beats flying for your food."

Safest Airline in The World