Aeronautic Engineer Gifts

"Anderson is in aeronautics."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

Outer Space Outsourcing

Fighter Jet Sneeze

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

The World Wide Web.

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Airplane food

Moon: Made in China

"Space exploration"

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

Airliner

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

Two airplanes

"Boeing! - In my office, now!"

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

Jack in the Box Oxygen Mask

Bird sitting on a wing.

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

Air travel isn't what it used to be.

The Wright brothers first unsuccessful flight.

Astronaut

Entomology Reference

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

Hello, you've reached the private line of the Secretary of Defense. At last! We tried calling you all day yesterday to alert you to an imminent threat. How did you get this number? It was coming straight at your nation-state at speeds approaching Kebin 2. What are you talking about? What's "Klebin 2"? Apologies. In earthlingese that would be "mach 23," or 24.140.16 kilometers per hour. Good lord! I'd better wake ... Not to worry. Our sensors locked on to it as soon as it launched from your North

Life in the fastest lane.

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

'I'm afraid it's gingivitis.'

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

The Aerial Steam Carriage

Musk vs Bezos