Aerodynamics Fan Gifts

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'What zip code are we in now?'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Caliologist

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

Migration Music

Ancient taxi

'We're all experts in one thing or another. For instance, I consider myself something of a specialist in fluid dynamics...'

"I need a transfer from the wind tunnel departmnet please."

Inflatable car

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'

"Looks like you've got some competition."

Bev puts on an old favorite

'Your attention to ergonomics is getting out of hand.'

"You know how it goes: Those who can, do, those who can't, teach..."

'Well, what kind of turnout did you expect?'

An elephant in an aerobics class wearing horizontal-striped workout tights. Instructor says,

"I forgot I was on automatic pilot and crashed into the church steeple!"

Airbus

Giant fan blows away paper airplanes.

"Another flight of fancy."

Jet Pack

NASA official to visitor re wind-blown employee: 'Wind tunnel technician.'

Ducks crossing.

Next stop: moon!