Aerobics Fan Gifts

An elephant in an aerobics class wearing horizontal-striped workout tights. Instructor says,

Snail Display Today

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'What zip code are we in now?'

'He's maturing early.'

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

Running

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

'...27...28...29...by golly, you're right, this is good aerobic exercise!'

Step aerobics

Hexercise.

Migration Music

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

Heart shaped man exercising with weights.

"The company offers free Yoga and aerobics. You'll bend over backwards and jump through hoops."

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

Californians Abroad.

"Looks like you've got some competition."

Bev puts on an old favorite

'Your attention to ergonomics is getting out of hand.'

"You know how it goes: Those who can, do, those who can't, teach..."

"I forgot I was on automatic pilot and crashed into the church steeple!"

Airbus

Birds in pyramid walking on high wire.

Next stop: moon!

"Naw, it's a drone."

Man sweating profusely while shoveling snow in his boxer shorts

5 people balance on one tiny bike

'How was aerobics class?'

"Another flight of fancy."

Selfie Acrobat

'See, Dear? Flying upside down isn't as dangerous as it looks.'