Aerobics Fan Prints

An elephant in an aerobics class wearing horizontal-striped workout tights. Instructor says,

Snail Display Today

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'What zip code are we in now?'

'He's maturing early.'

Running

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

Hexercise.

'...27...28...29...by golly, you're right, this is good aerobic exercise!'

Migration Music

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

Step aerobics

Heart shaped man exercising with weights.

"The company offers free Yoga and aerobics. You'll bend over backwards and jump through hoops."

Californians Abroad.

"Looks like you've got some competition."

Bev puts on an old favorite

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

'Your attention to ergonomics is getting out of hand.'

"I forgot I was on automatic pilot and crashed into the church steeple!"

Airbus

"You know how it goes: Those who can, do, those who can't, teach..."

Selfie Acrobat

Next stop: moon!

Birds in pyramid walking on high wire.

'How was aerobics class?'

5 people balance on one tiny bike

"Another flight of fancy."

Man sweating profusely while shoveling snow in his boxer shorts

'See, Dear? Flying upside down isn't as dangerous as it looks.'

Running machine with pothole.

'Come and see this,Dad!'