Acrobatic Performance Fan Gifts

Birds in pyramid walking on high wire.

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Comedy Cafe

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Taking a peek at the audience

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

'He's maturing early.'

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

Trump Mask

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

Canine Comedians

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

Jokes machine.

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"

Viggo Mortensen

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

Biographies. Don Rickles for Dummies