Lively Performance Fan Gifts

'HEYYY!! He's cheating!'

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Comedy Cafe

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Taking a peek at the audience

"To be or not to be."

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

'AH AH! I KNEW YOU WERE CLOWNING AROUND ON ME!'

"O.K. 'The Giant Baby from Space,' Take 1."

"Here's another can. Try not to step in this one."

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

"Oh, that's just one of those special effects for a film they're making here."

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

"Anyone for tennis?"

St Bernard Toilet Holder

Clowns in and out tray 'Grin and Pout'

Simultaneous translation.

'I was in the circus before I took up acupuncture.'