Acrobatics Fan Gifts

'He's maturing early.'

Selfie Acrobat

5 people balance on one tiny bike

"Hi, I'm Jim. Which hotel are you staying at?"

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Filet minion

"Koalas when no one's looking"

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"Could you keep still?"

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

Giraffe Portrait

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

Circus

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

"Manafort's was the best flip yet."

"The back flip was a nice touch."

'He has really taken to the training.'

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

'Virgil is on the gymnastics team.'

Plane with banner shoots at another.

"I'm delighted that you feel better, but I'd go easy on those backflips!"

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

"The company offers free Yoga and aerobics. You'll bend over backwards and jump through hoops."

Hire Wire Act

'This is Liam, Dad, one of the few people with a degree in both tree hugging and extreme cartwheeling.'

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

The globe vaults over Covid-19

'Oh great, we teach him to fly and now he tries to show us up!'

An elephant in an aerobics class wearing horizontal-striped workout tights. Instructor says,

20 Years Later The First Pyramid Would Be Built, And Cheerleading Finales Would Never Be The Same.

Gymnasts

Power pack water jet pilot in trouble.

'Let's see what's going on in the mouse house.'

Missing You#2

A gymnast holding a balloon