Acrobatics Fan Gifts

'He's maturing early.'

Selfie Acrobat

5 people balance on one tiny bike

"Hi, I'm Jim. Which hotel are you staying at?"

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"Koalas when no one's looking"

Filet minion

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"Could you keep still?"

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

Giraffe Portrait

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

Circus

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

"Manafort's was the best flip yet."

"The back flip was a nice touch."

Plane with banner shoots at another.

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

'He has really taken to the training.'

'Virgil is on the gymnastics team.'

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

"The company offers free Yoga and aerobics. You'll bend over backwards and jump through hoops."

"I'm delighted that you feel better, but I'd go easy on those backflips!"

Hire Wire Act

Whack! Cartoons are a lot less violent these days. I just saw Wile E. Coyote get walloped by a financial setback.

'This is Liam, Dad, one of the few people with a degree in both tree hugging and extreme cartwheeling.'

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

The globe vaults over Covid-19

'Oh great, we teach him to fly and now he tries to show us up!'

An elephant in an aerobics class wearing horizontal-striped workout tights. Instructor says,

Snail Display Today

Men's Parallel Bars

'Let's see what's going on in the mouse house.'

Birds in pyramid walking on high wire.

A gymnast holding a balloon