Fluid Dynamics Fan Gifts

'We're all experts in one thing or another. For instance, I consider myself something of a specialist in fluid dynamics...'

Bernoulli After Effect

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"'Autonomy' is the new BUZZ word! We have to unleash our staff. Professionals like you need to be free to use your own judgement, manage your own workloads...use your initiative."

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

Cubicles, Execs And Employees Growing More Similar To Bees

"You know how it goes: Those who can, do, those who can't, teach..."

All our meals digest easily forming a soft, mushy stool with just a hint of acridity.

Hunky Dory

"Cutting the budget is easy!...All you need to do is get rid of all that wasteful admin...what do they do!"

'That's OK, I'm not offended: Hardly anybody knows the difference between a butterfly and a moth...'

'Hot enough for ya?'

"It could be worse. He could be out chasing you know what."

You can tell a lot about a man by his shoes....

"The particle physicists get all the chicks."

"If we finance your army will you promise not to attack the bank?"

"Just as your family means a lot to you, Henderson, power means a lot to me.

Scranton the Ride

"Touch that control and I'll punch your lights out..."

'No wonder you can't see it properly - you've got your reading glasses on under the 3D glasses!'

Football fans

"God, I hate these stuck up coastal elites!"

'I'm Adolf the Brown Nosed reindeer. I'm Rudolf's boss.'

Virtual reality platform.

Flight Simulator / a Penguin using a flight simulator to experience flying.

'I hate daylight saving time!'

Éminence Grise

'You don't say! I'm a 'hydrantologist' myself.'

I know it says 'All you can eat', but that only applies to what's on the menu!

"I think he'll miss all this when he retires."