Class Dynamics Fan Gifts

"God, I hate these stuck up coastal elites!"

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

"'Autonomy' is the new BUZZ word! We have to unleash our staff. Professionals like you need to be free to use your own judgement, manage your own workloads...use your initiative."

Sales Secretary

'Be a sweetie and get me a cup of coffee!'

"You're probably wondering why I called you. It's because I accidentally butt dialed you."

Hunter-gatherer. Planter-gardener. Scratcher-napper. Barker-wagger. Complainer-nagger.

"Think about it: Toby's the only ram here, so we have to be half brothers!"

You never caw.

'We're all experts in one thing or another. For instance, I consider myself something of a specialist in fluid dynamics...'

'I need to hire more people. I can't keep making all of these mistakes.'

Transylvania Lecture Hall. Tonight Count Dracula will speak about lessons he learned looking back over a long life. I thought vampires didn't reflect.

"At this time boarding first will be all first class passengers, a.k.a. the more important people on this flight."

'Keep up the good work, Simmons and we might just take the wheels off.'

'In my day, it was 50% soldiers and 50% workers... Now it is 50% soldiers, 20% managers, 20% admin and only 10% workers...'

Cubicles, Execs And Employees Growing More Similar To Bees

'How do you expect me to remember. . . when every year you look younger?'

Worker takes Boss out in a wheelbarrow

"Cutting the budget is easy!...All you need to do is get rid of all that wasteful admin...what do they do!"

Our Founder portrait looking over boss's shoulder.

"Is this your work?"

"I just love these genuine old tapestries on the walls, with their medieval calm. Oh, my—is that a Roycroft lamp?!"

Hunky Dory

"Management are fighting over the best way to resolve conflict in the workplace..."

'Behold,a cross section of our workforce: the energy of youth mixed with the wisdom of years.'

"If we finance your army will you promise not to attack the bank?"

'And you need some reading material,eh?'

"I found out my staff have a nickname for me, I'm not sure it's a good idea!"

'Why can't I be top banana? I'm a bigger hypocrite than any of them!'

"Just as your family means a lot to you, Henderson, power means a lot to me.

'Stop blaming yourself...I've already done that for you!'

"I can't talk now. I picked up my lunch instead of my phone."

That's it young lady! You're grounded!

'I'm Adolf the Brown Nosed reindeer. I'm Rudolf's boss.'

"Touch that control and I'll punch your lights out..."