Animal Dynamics Fan Gifts

I know it says 'All you can eat', but that only applies to what's on the menu!

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

"The unlucky lemming"

Wolf Karaoke

E-Baying @ The Moon

Filet minion

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

Mating rituals

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

'This is a real barnburner.'

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

Hunter-gatherer. Planter-gardener. Scratcher-napper. Barker-wagger. Complainer-nagger.

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

'They learn fast, don't they?'

Boarway Show

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

Echo in the hippo.

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

Lucky has an 'out-of-potty' experience.