Animal Dynamics Fan Pillows

I know it says 'All you can eat', but that only applies to what's on the menu!

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Head over Hooves

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Filet minion

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Wolf Karaoke

E-Baying @ The Moon

"The unlucky lemming"

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

Mating rituals

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

'They learn fast, don't they?'

Boarway Show

Cat reading Rommel biography.

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

Echo in the hippo.

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

"Ooh, you’ve got a little piece of retiree caught in your teeth."

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'