Family Dynamic Fan Pillows

You never caw.

That's it young lady! You're grounded!

"Think about it: Toby's the only ram here, so we have to be half brothers!"

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

At the market

"I thought it would be nice if we had a forum where we could get together and have screaming tantrums."

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

Lady asking her fiance's son if she can be his new mother.

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

A child as a pet substitute.

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

"Could you please downgrade this to a C? High expectations bring out the worst in my parents."

'So, you're an organ-grinder's monkey? A professional beggar? Is that how you intend to support my daughter?'

"Ours will be the first mixed marriage in my family. Dog people NEVER marry cat people."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

"We need to have a serious talk."

"Well that's the last of our offspring gone - let battle commence."

'You are right, honey, it's raining too much. It's not the best day to visit my mom.'

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

Holiday Travel.

'Can you read this one for me? I have a book report on it tomorrow.'

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

"I thought we agreed we wouldn't tell your Dad about the Easter Bunny till next year."

'Yoy know perfectly well WHICH corner, Jamie!'

'Look, mom! They ran out of trick or treat candy, so they gave us these kittens!'

'I'm leaving my wife because of another woman. Her mother.'

Well, obviously we can't live with my parents

"The kids - Prince Englebert and Princess Felicia - would like us to move into the olde monarchs' home."