Dinosaur Dynamics Fan Gifts

The Euro as dinosaur skeleton: soon to be extinct?

'The circle is complete!'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

Homo Zapiens

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

"'Autonomy' is the new BUZZ word! We have to unleash our staff. Professionals like you need to be free to use your own judgement, manage your own workloads...use your initiative."

"He may be only a junior partner, but remember - his mother destroyed half of Tokyo."

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

'What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary?'

mr godzilla you need anger management

Just get her home before she evolves.

"Ooh, you’ve got a little piece of retiree caught in your teeth."

"Which one on table three has gone for the vegetarian option?"

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

'No you can't keep it!'

Evolution

"Well, really Gerald - you could at least look civilised. . !"

Clownosaurus killed by a giant mud pie.

"I'm here to warn people about the destruction caused by Global Warming."

The Beginning of Nostalgia

'What's bright green and scaly, has nine-inch teeth, and eats clubs?'

"I'm going to eat, devour, consume, ingest, absorb and engulf you..!"

Politically correct Xmas presents

The beginning of humans: A new theory.

'Oh, goodie! You've learned to walk upright - now we can take ballroom dancing lessons!'

Cubicles, Execs And Employees Growing More Similar To Bees

'I didn't evolve from dinosaurs for this.'

"I am a predator. Last of a long line."