Dinosaur Dynamics Fan Gifts

The Euro as dinosaur skeleton: soon to be extinct?

'The circle is complete!'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

Homo Zapiens

"'Autonomy' is the new BUZZ word! We have to unleash our staff. Professionals like you need to be free to use your own judgement, manage your own workloads...use your initiative."

"He may be only a junior partner, but remember - his mother destroyed half of Tokyo."

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

Hunter-gatherer. Planter-gardener. Scratcher-napper. Barker-wagger. Complainer-nagger.

'What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary?'

mr godzilla you need anger management

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

"Ooh, you’ve got a little piece of retiree caught in your teeth."

Just get her home before she evolves.

"Which one on table three has gone for the vegetarian option?"

'No you can't keep it!'

'Not Much, Just relaxing with a cup of coffee,'

The Beginning of Nostalgia

The beginning of humans: A new theory.

"I'm here to warn people about the destruction caused by Global Warming."

Evolution

Politically correct Xmas presents

Clownosaurus killed by a giant mud pie.

'What's bright green and scaly, has nine-inch teeth, and eats clubs?'

"I'm going to eat, devour, consume, ingest, absorb and engulf you..!"

"Well, really Gerald - you could at least look civilised. . !"

Cubicles, Execs And Employees Growing More Similar To Bees

'Oh, goodie! You've learned to walk upright - now we can take ballroom dancing lessons!'

'I didn't evolve from dinosaurs for this.'