Dinosaur Deals Fan Gifts

'Oog decided to become a predatory LENDER.'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Early photobombing

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'It's an extinction notice.'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

"The invention of taxidermy."

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

Early accounting scandals.

"I think your going to need a business plan."

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

"I get the strange feeling this has happened before."

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

"He may be only a junior partner, but remember - his mother destroyed half of Tokyo."

"I think we overordered."

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

'Sorry, this isn't that kind of agency. We determine the age of old fossils, not arrange dates for them.'

'What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary?'

"Given a choice, would you prefer to be buried, cremated or converted to fossil fuel?"

mr godzilla you need anger management

When swine flew!

"Don't even think about it."

'I'm a hunter with gatherer tendencies...'

"Which one on table three has gone for the vegetarian option?"

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.