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'Oog decided to become a predatory LENDER.'

Jurassic Parking Lot

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'That's about it so far, Son.'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Early photobombing

'It's an extinction notice.'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

"The invention of taxidermy."

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

Early accounting scandals.

"I think your going to need a business plan."

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

"I get the strange feeling this has happened before."

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

"He may be only a junior partner, but remember - his mother destroyed half of Tokyo."

"I think we overordered."

'Sorry, this isn't that kind of agency. We determine the age of old fossils, not arrange dates for them.'

'What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary?'

"Given a choice, would you prefer to be buried, cremated or converted to fossil fuel?"

mr godzilla you need anger management

"Don't even think about it."

"We Tell No One"

"Which one on table three has gone for the vegetarian option?"

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.