Digital Dinosaur Fan Gifts

PC literate? Are you kidding- I can bearly use a shovel.'

Early photobombing

I.T. Fear

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

"He may be only a junior partner, but remember - his mother destroyed half of Tokyo."

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

He still refuses to upgrade.

'What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary?'

mr godzilla you need anger management

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

"Which one on table three has gone for the vegetarian option?"

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

Just get her home before she evolves.

'It's so much better since business became computerized -- it was so hard to blame things on typewriters.'

Workplace Confidentiality.

'No you can't keep it!'

"Well, really Gerald - you could at least look civilised. . !"

"I'm here to warn people about the destruction caused by Global Warming."

The beginning of humans: A new theory.

'What's bright green and scaly, has nine-inch teeth, and eats clubs?'

"He added the computer, TV and cable box. Apparently, sand wasn't enough."

God creates humans.

Clownosaurus killed by a giant mud pie.

"I'm going to eat, devour, consume, ingest, absorb and engulf you..!"

Politically correct Xmas presents

"Now right-click on the icon."

Cleaner in a museum getting scared by the exhibits.

"I am a predator. Last of a long line."