Digital Dinosaur Fan Gifts

PC literate? Are you kidding- I can bearly use a shovel.'

Early photobombing

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

I.T. Fear

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

"Wow! That's some PowerPoint presentation."

"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."

"He may be only a junior partner, but remember - his mother destroyed half of Tokyo."

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

He still refuses to upgrade.

'What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary?'

mr godzilla you need anger management

Then one day I mistakenly hit "reply all."

'It's so much better since business became computerized -- it was so hard to blame things on typewriters.'

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

"Which one on table three has gone for the vegetarian option?"

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

Just get her home before she evolves.

Workplace Confidentiality.

'No you can't keep it!'

'Not Much, Just relaxing with a cup of coffee,'

God creates humans.

"He added the computer, TV and cable box. Apparently, sand wasn't enough."

"I'm here to warn people about the destruction caused by Global Warming."

The beginning of humans: A new theory.

Clownosaurus killed by a giant mud pie.

"Now right-click on the icon."

'What's bright green and scaly, has nine-inch teeth, and eats clubs?'

Politically correct Xmas presents

"I'm going to eat, devour, consume, ingest, absorb and engulf you..!"

"Well, really Gerald - you could at least look civilised. . !"

'I'd join Twitter, but I'm worried I'll make a hash of it.'

"Next time you eat a city, skip the fast food restaurants!"