Classroom Dynamics Fan Gifts

'Please Miss, do I include the woodworm?'

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

"'Autonomy' is the new BUZZ word! We have to unleash our staff. Professionals like you need to be free to use your own judgement, manage your own workloads...use your initiative."

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

Sales Secretary

'Be a sweetie and get me a cup of coffee!'

Hunter-gatherer. Planter-gardener. Scratcher-napper. Barker-wagger. Complainer-nagger.

"You're probably wondering why I called you. It's because I accidentally butt dialed you."

"Think about it: Toby's the only ram here, so we have to be half brothers!"

You never caw.

I will not waste chalk kid...

"I wish every teacher came with a warning label."

'I need to hire more people. I can't keep making all of these mistakes.'

Transylvania Lecture Hall. Tonight Count Dracula will speak about lessons he learned looking back over a long life. I thought vampires didn't reflect.

Mad Social Scientist School

"Take a few minutes to introduce yourself, Ms. Berry. Not that they don't already have you pegged."

". . . and I wish he's shut up for a few minutes!"

'Keep up the good work, Simmons and we might just take the wheels off.'

'In my day, it was 50% soldiers and 50% workers... Now it is 50% soldiers, 20% managers, 20% admin and only 10% workers...'

Cubicles, Execs And Employees Growing More Similar To Bees

'How do you expect me to remember. . . when every year you look younger?'

'Well. . . she's exceptionally distracted.'

"Since I'm your favorite student, do I even have to take this test?"

Spider Preschool.

Our Founder portrait looking over boss's shoulder.

Worker takes Boss out in a wheelbarrow

"Cutting the budget is easy!...All you need to do is get rid of all that wasteful admin...what do they do!"

"Management are fighting over the best way to resolve conflict in the workplace..."

'Behold,a cross section of our workforce: the energy of youth mixed with the wisdom of years.'

'Why can't I be top banana? I'm a bigger hypocrite than any of them!'

"Who'd like to go first?"

"I found out my staff have a nickname for me, I'm not sure it's a good idea!"