Classic Teacher-student Dynamic Fan Gifts

"How would I begin solving the problem? By using a calculator."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

'Court's in recess!'

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

Caution May Contain Nuts.

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

"Anyway, to make a long story short, I'm the guy who invented CliffsNotes."

'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'

Mad Social Scientist School

". . . and I wish he's shut up for a few minutes!"

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

Transylvania Lecture Hall. Tonight Count Dracula will speak about lessons he learned looking back over a long life. I thought vampires didn't reflect.

How to become the perfect waiter. Lesson 83.

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

Spider Preschool.

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

"I don't have any yet. We just opened."

'You tell me that I should forget the past and go on with my life But doctor, I am the history teacher'

ACME - Supplies, Inc.

'Don't trust people Billy, they'll only hurt you.'

Psychiatrist gets out book entitled 'Kwazy Wabbits'

'No more looney tunes!'

Best Dream Ever

"Do you miss the chase ever?"

'My birthday? The 30th January. What year? Every year Sir.'

Football fans

"God, I hate these stuck up coastal elites!"

Karl Marks