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"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'Court's in recess!'

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

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Overloaded with extracurricular activities, Griffin's body began to grow an extra brain to cope with it all.

"He thinks he never makes mistakes."

"Who's the new guy that keeps nibbling on my neck?"

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

"Anyway, to make a long story short, I'm the guy who invented CliffsNotes."

"I don’t know … there’s a small part of me that just wants to erase my childhood."

'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

Mad Social Scientist School

". . . and I wish he's shut up for a few minutes!"

Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.

How to become the perfect waiter. Lesson 83.

"Welcome to the Desert Writing Workshop. Today we will focus on irony."

"You've taken some creative liberties, Noah."

"I've been sent to rub you out pal..."

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

"I don't have any yet. We just opened."

'You tell me that I should forget the past and go on with my life But doctor, I am the history teacher'

'Don't trust people Billy, they'll only hurt you.'

Best Dream Ever

"I'll confess, the first time I realized they didn't have any panes it gave me quite a turn!"

"Don't go in there for 30-45 minutes..."

'We relieved stress the old fashioned ways... slamming down a real telephone, stealing reams of carbon paper, sniffing white correction fluid...'

Karl Marks

'My birthday? The 30th January. What year? Every year Sir.'