School Supply Fan Gifts

"Don't go in there for 30-45 minutes..."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'Court's in recess!'

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

Caution May Contain Nuts.

Overloaded with extracurricular activities, Griffin's body began to grow an extra brain to cope with it all.

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"Who's the new guy that keeps nibbling on my neck?"

"He thinks he never makes mistakes."

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

"Anyway, to make a long story short, I'm the guy who invented CliffsNotes."

School Days

'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'

Hooks R Us.

". . . and I wish he's shut up for a few minutes!"

Mad Social Scientist School

Transylvania Lecture Hall. Tonight Count Dracula will speak about lessons he learned looking back over a long life. I thought vampires didn't reflect.

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.

'You know you're getting old when they ask for colored pencils instead of crayons.'

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

"I've been sent to rub you out pal..."

"There's definitely enough growing room."

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

"I don't have any yet. We just opened."

'You tell me that I should forget the past and go on with my life But doctor, I am the history teacher'

'Don't trust people Billy, they'll only hurt you.'

Rubik's Cubicle

Best Dream Ever

'My birthday? The 30th January. What year? Every year Sir.'

"School starts in two weeks!"