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"Don't go in there for 30-45 minutes..."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'Court's in recess!'

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

Caution May Contain Nuts.

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

"Anyway, to make a long story short, I'm the guy who invented CliffsNotes."

School Days

'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'

". . . and I wish he's shut up for a few minutes!"

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

Hooks R Us.

Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

"I've been sent to rub you out pal..."

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

'You know you're getting old when they ask for colored pencils instead of crayons.'

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

"There's definitely enough growing room."

"I don't have any yet. We just opened."

'You tell me that I should forget the past and go on with my life But doctor, I am the history teacher'

Rubik's Cubicle

'Don't trust people Billy, they'll only hurt you.'

Best Dream Ever

'My birthday? The 30th January. What year? Every year Sir.'

"School starts in two weeks!"

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