School Cafeteria Fan Gifts

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

'Court's in recess!'

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

Caution May Contain Nuts.

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

'As if school lunches weren't bad enough. Now, they have to be nutritious!'

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.

"Our food supervisor used to be a military cook."

Ducks on Trucks

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

Cow Cow Plops.

"Yesterday's weenies have migrated in with today's nuggets."

'Yum Yum Bakery - a subsidiary of Slim-Down Weight Loss Centres.'

'Don't trust people Billy, they'll only hurt you.'

You're late!

'I hope we have the spelling test early, while I'm still under the influence of my alphabet cereal.'

'Let's buy juice from that mobile juice bar! Oh, it's gone.'

'You know, I wouldn't mind all this fiber if I could smoke it.'

"Don't go in there for 30-45 minutes..."

'My birthday? The 30th January. What year? Every year Sir.'

'Either currents have wings or there's a fly in this bun!'

"Mexican food?! This is America! I want pizza!"

"That's the problem with Easter eggs. My mother thinks they're food."

"I won't miss Michelle Obama."

Bulk School Mince.