School Cafeteria Fan Gifts

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

'Court's in recess!'

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

Caution May Contain Nuts.

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

'As if school lunches weren't bad enough. Now, they have to be nutritious!'

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

In the great green room there was a pot of coffee and a red-eyed dad, too. Good Morning Moon.

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

Darlene? Rudy? I heard you might be hanging out here. I thought I'd come by just to say hello and see how you're doing. That's nice. Coffee King. I love you. Hence Coffee King. House of Java.

Mad Social Scientist School

Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.

Ducks on Trucks

Cow Cow Plops.

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

"Our food supervisor used to be a military cook."

"Yesterday's weenies have migrated in with today's nuggets."

'Yum Yum Bakery - a subsidiary of Slim-Down Weight Loss Centres.'

'I hope we have the spelling test early, while I'm still under the influence of my alphabet cereal.'

'Let's buy juice from that mobile juice bar! Oh, it's gone.'

You're late!

'Don't trust people Billy, they'll only hurt you.'

'You know, I wouldn't mind all this fiber if I could smoke it.'

'Either currents have wings or there's a fly in this bun!'

Cookie Shop. New Year's Resolutions Broken Here. Frank, you're already giving up on your resolution to lose weight? Yes, but I'm keeping my resolution to frequently these old friends! The last ten days I've discovered that it's hard to lose weight as we get older and our eyesight declines. What does eyesight have to do with it? It's very difficult to hit a target weight when that target looks so tiny compared to my current weight!

"Mexican food?! This is America! I want pizza!"

"Don't go in there for 30-45 minutes..."

Market. Last night I spilled broth on my store discount clipping for mustard. There's soup on your Poupon coupon!

'My birthday? The 30th January. What year? Every year Sir.'

"That's the problem with Easter eggs. My mother thinks they're food."

Bulk School Mince.

'Embarrassing parents' evening is next week.'