Educational Video Fan Gifts

". . . and I wish he's shut up for a few minutes!"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

"Anyway, to make a long story short, I'm the guy who invented CliffsNotes."

'Your son stopped passing notes to his friends in class. Now he's text messaging them.'

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

'I expect 'Sesame Street has seen some new developments since I was your age?'

Buns Of Veal.

'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'

Transylvania Lecture Hall. Tonight Count Dracula will speak about lessons he learned looking back over a long life. I thought vampires didn't reflect.

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

"I don't have any yet. We just opened."

'You tell me that I should forget the past and go on with my life But doctor, I am the history teacher'

'No, Jeffrey! It's a trick! - That's EDUCATIONAL TV!'

'I miss the days when the only thing I couldn't work was the video.'

'Don't trust people Billy, they'll only hurt you.'

Best Dream Ever

"There's no need to shout!"

"Don't go in there for 30-45 minutes..."

Karl Marks

'My birthday? The 30th January. What year? Every year Sir.'

'Many of you won't know what this is. It's a blackboard.'

"You got this!! Just three more! You're crushing it!!"

Obama's new campaign video

NSFW. Please help.

"How would I begin solving the problem? By using a calculator."

"Big deal. I've got a hundred degrees."

"It's not my fault, miss, your chalk doesn't have spell-check."

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