Educational Media Fan Gifts

'I expect 'Sesame Street has seen some new developments since I was your age?'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

A Preschool of Fish

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

'Yes, grammar rules do evolve over time, but making up your own to 'stay ahead of the curve' won't work in this English class!'

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

'At first it's just kindergarten, but then mission creep takes over and you're in college.'

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

"There are no dumb questions, Billy, but there are plenty of dumb answers!"

"Fifty years in academia, studying, researching, writing and teaching. And what do they call me? ‘The Human AI’."

Abacus.

"Nice to have you all back at school, tap-tap, there are lessons to learn."

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

"Anyway, to make a long story short, I'm the guy who invented CliffsNotes."

The History Teacher

Ethics ethics.

'Your son stopped passing notes to his friends in class. Now he's text messaging them.'

History. The worst past is my dad says they're still making history!

"For today's lesson, you're going to teach me about pronouns."

'Do your homework! - You gotta learn math if you want to be a bookie!'

'I'm sorry Mrs. Jackson, but when you've become as excellent of a teacher as you are, you've forfeited your right to retire.'

'Please help, ma'am. I need support to write my Ph.D. dissertation on 'Successful fund-raising techniques'.'

'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'

'Do you get the feeling that, in educational workshops, there are way too many buzzwords thrown around?'

Thoughts on Education.

"I need you to line up by attention span."

"OK, who can tell me why it's important to know stuff."

'I'm at that awkward age when I can't read my own handwriting. Do they teach penmanship in college?'