Educational Tv Enthusiast Gifts

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

I will study my speling words...

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

U of Debt

How to deliver a successful presentation.

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

Lessons in Prehistory.

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

TV-Man

'It's a tough call but I'm going to side with your parents, if for no other reason, because they can sue and you can't.'

"I find that hugely offensive!"

TV jester.

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'