Educational Tv Enthusiast Gifts

'If I had my life to live over, I'd pay more attention to Sesame Street.'

'If I had my life to live over, I'd pay more attention to Sesame Street.'

"He's watching too much educational TV."

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

I will study my speling words...

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

U of Debt

How to deliver a successful presentation.

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

'It's a tough call but I'm going to side with your parents, if for no other reason, because they can sue and you can't.'

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"I find that hugely offensive!"

Lessons in Prehistory.

TV jester.

TV-Man

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.