Educational Tv Buff Gifts

'They can't fire Barney. He has tenure.'

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

I will study my speling words...

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Television Readers.

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

How to deliver a successful presentation.

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

'It's a tough call but I'm going to side with your parents, if for no other reason, because they can sue and you can't.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Lessons in Prehistory.

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

7 Dwarves of Retirement

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Children's education

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