Educational Shows Gifts

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"Barb's such a fast reader."

Succession 2

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"Goo-goo, ga-ga!"

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

"When you think about it, you have to be a complete idiot not to believe aliens crashed at Roswell in 1947." "Before 1947: primitive cars, planes, and radio. After 1947: space ships, quantum computing, internet." "Let me try... Before 1947: no bikinis. After 1947: bikinis." "No, wait... The bikini was 1946. That throws this whole theory into question." "We really should have our own science show."

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

'To me a re-run is only something I've already seen this morning.'

"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."

Invisible Man Kit

Mummy is alive at an Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

The Great Banzinni discovers the oldest trick in the book.

Billy Box lived here...Oh, no he didn't...Oh, yes he did.

A magician sees his suitcase with swords in it on the luggage conveyor belt.

"These are the scientists behind some of your favorite preservatives."

"It's a Plodcast!"

'Well, that answers that age-old question. According to the tape, the chicken came first. . . which brings up another age-old question: is the last one a rotten egg?'

"I'll go in and look at stuff, but I won't read any signage."

'Sure, it's fun to watch, but Sesame Street is just a trick to get you softened up for school!'

'No, Jeffrey! It's a trick! - That's EDUCATIONAL TV!'

Too late they realized they'd awarded 1st place to a mop.

"I'm getting really tired of this cancel culture."

'I can't believe they made a sequel.'