Educational Shows Pillows

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"Barb's such a fast reader."

Succession 2

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

"Goo-goo, ga-ga!"

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

'and they wonder what the kids see in Bob the Builder!'

"When you think about it, you have to be a complete idiot not to believe aliens crashed at Roswell in 1947." "Before 1947: primitive cars, planes, and radio. After 1947: space ships, quantum computing, internet." "Let me try... Before 1947: no bikinis. After 1947: bikinis." "No, wait... The bikini was 1946. That throws this whole theory into question." "We really should have our own science show."

Franz Kafka does stand-up...

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

Invisible Man Kit

'To me a re-run is only something I've already seen this morning.'

"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."

Community College. History's a lot more fun if you think of it as gossip.

"He's watching too much educational TV."

The Swiss Alp 44 Million Years Ago

"These are the scientists behind some of your favorite preservatives."

"It's a Plodcast!"

"I'll go in and look at stuff, but I won't read any signage."

Mummy is alive at an Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

A magician sees his suitcase with swords in it on the luggage conveyor belt.

Billy Box lived here...Oh, no he didn't...Oh, yes he did.

The Great Banzinni discovers the oldest trick in the book.

'Well, that answers that age-old question. According to the tape, the chicken came first. . . which brings up another age-old question: is the last one a rotten egg?'

'Sure, it's fun to watch, but Sesame Street is just a trick to get you softened up for school!'

'No, Jeffrey! It's a trick! - That's EDUCATIONAL TV!'

Too late they realized they'd awarded 1st place to a mop.

"... So it turns out that all we were doing was meddling with a delicate ecosystem."