Educational Entertainment Gifts

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Children's Parties

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"That'll be five bucks."

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

Gracie's baby toys.

"Barb's such a fast reader."

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

Bouncy Castle. Hey, you kids, get out of my house!

Clown walks balloon dog

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

"I'm sorry, but your child just isn't very sharp. But don't worry. It's perfectly natural."

"Goo-goo, ga-ga!"

Education Guidance

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

Speed Bump Ahead.

Dog Anatomy from Memory.

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

"Fear not, Miss Hathaway. Just go home and listen to a cd of howling wolves or screeching monkeys and by Monday you'll be ready for your 3rd grade class."

"Can we go see 'Home Alone 2'? My friend Jeffrey says it's an important picture."

Invisible Man Kit

'U-S-A! U-S-A!'

'According to my Dad, bosses are just like headmasters. The only difference is that they give you money every month.'

'How did you get so many kids to sign up for your geology class?'

Community College. History's a lot more fun if you think of it as gossip.

The Swiss Alp 44 Million Years Ago

Student about substitute teacher that is a sub sandwich: 'We got a good lookin' sub today.'

Teacher with wing-mirror on blackboard.

Professors Elliot, Lars, and Roth while away the hours till the new semester begins.

'Well, that answers that age-old question. According to the tape, the chicken came first. . . which brings up another age-old question: is the last one a rotten egg?'

"And did you pack this bag yourself, sir?"