Education Entertainer Gifts

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

Professors Elliot, Lars, and Roth while away the hours till the new semester begins.

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

'He does.'

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

'It's basically a good master's thesis, but the word you want is 'serfs,' not 'smurfs.''

'Send in the Clones.'

Clown Wife

Math Teacher

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Fur Baby

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

"What's your occupation?"

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

Children's Entertainer

"Class, this is David. He's our new financial exchange student."

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

Clown walks balloon dog

'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

'People, get a half-life!'

Crazy old clown cat lady.