Education Entertainer Gifts

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

Professors Elliot, Lars, and Roth while away the hours till the new semester begins.

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

'He does.'

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

'It's basically a good master's thesis, but the word you want is 'serfs,' not 'smurfs.''

Fur Baby

"What's your occupation?"

Clown Wife

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Math Teacher

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

'Send in the Clones.'

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

Dog Birthdays

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

Dept. of Engineering. It's a well-written paper, but a "gyroscope" is not a device for looking at tiny Greek sandwiches.

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

"Class, this is David. He's our new financial exchange student."

Clown walks balloon dog

Children's Entertainer

'Did you know there's a river in Brazil named after Amazon?'

'People, get a half-life!'

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.