Teachertainment Enthusiast Gifts

"Why in the world do they call this approach 'cooperative learning'?"

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

I will study my speling words...

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

U of Debt

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

How to deliver a successful presentation.

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Fist Bumper Cars

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

Lessons in Prehistory.

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

'It's a tough call but I'm going to side with your parents, if for no other reason, because they can sue and you can't.'

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

A Preschool of Fish

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."