Educational Entertainer Gifts

A teacher with a TV for a head reads a book to their students.

'An alternate theory holds that dinosaurs are extinct because they were overweight.'

A teacher with a TV for a head reads a book to their students.

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

"Ms. Trevor growled at me."

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

'He does.'

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

'It's basically a good master's thesis, but the word you want is 'serfs,' not 'smurfs.''

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"What's your occupation?"

Math Teacher

Fur Baby

Clown Wife

'Send in the Clones.'

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

Children's Entertainer

"Class, this is David. He's our new financial exchange student."

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

Clown walks balloon dog

'People, get a half-life!'

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.