Educational Entertainer Pillows

A teacher with a TV for a head reads a book to their students.

'An alternate theory holds that dinosaurs are extinct because they were overweight.'

A teacher with a TV for a head reads a book to their students.

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

"Ms. Trevor growled at me."

'How did you get so many kids to sign up for your geology class?'

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

'He does.'

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

'It's basically a good master's thesis, but the word you want is 'serfs,' not 'smurfs.''

Math Teacher

Clown Wife

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Fur Baby

'Send in the Clones.'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"What's your occupation?"

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Dog Birthdays

Clown walks balloon dog

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

Dept. of Engineering. It's a well-written paper, but a "gyroscope" is not a device for looking at tiny Greek sandwiches.

"Class, this is David. He's our new financial exchange student."